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Naturally Smoked Turkey Meat Crate

For a limited time only, experience the Diestel Meat Crate.

Just in time for Father's Day, this bouquet is 5 pounds of moist, shreddable, smoked turkey meat in a custom man crate. Make sure Dad has his guns ready (it won't unbox itself).

This is premium, clean, thoughtfully-raised turkey, smoked with real hickory wood and nothing artificial.  Treat dad like the legend he is, and treat him to the ultimate sampler of big, bold, smoked Diestel turkey.

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NO FOWL PLAY - JUST THE FACTS:

What do I need to know?

Designed to be eaten off the bone or shredded and devoured, but without the hours spent and the smoker. Our No Antibiotics Ever Naturally Smoked Turkey Drums, Thighs and Necks are:

  • Cooked - just thaw and eat (or heat)
  • Sizes may vary from .75-1.5lbs
  • Naturally smoked with real hardwoods
  • From turkeys fed a 100% vegetarian diet enhanced with vitamins and minerals

What's not in it?

We believe that just because it's ready to eat, doesn't mean it has to be full of junk. Diestel Smoked Turkey Drums, Thighs & Necks have:

  • No gluten
  • No dairy
  • No artificial ingredients
  • No preservatives
  • No fillers
  • No hormones, antibiotics or growth stimulants

What makes Diestel turkeys different?

We raise food we’re proud to eat and proud to share. When raising all our birds, we try to mimic nature as much as possible, adhering to the standards and values passed on by our great-grandparents. This means:

  • A proprietary, nutrient-dense, fresh-milled, 100% vegetarian feed blend enhanced with vitamins and minerals
  • Plenty of outdoor access and room to roam, year round
  • Slow growth (you can't rush perfection)
  • No antibiotics
  • No hormones or growth stimulants (it's the law!)
  • No harsh chemical cleaners
  • Fresh pine wood shavings

What's included in the crate?

Each Meat Crate includes:

  • 2x Diestel Smoked Drumsticks
  • 2x Diestel Smoked Thighs
  • 1x Diestel Smoked Necks
  • 1 insert with directions and recipes
  • 'The Man, The Myth, The Legend' Branded wooden crate

Turkey Nitty Gritty

Keep frozen until ready to enjoy.

These products are smoked (aka: fully cooked) so all you need to do is thaw and heat! We recommend the oven, the bbq or even the air fryer. Check out our grill instructions below.

Shipping

Standard shipping is free to CA, ID, NV, OR, UT, and WA for non-whole turkey orders over $50.

Express shipping is $20 flat for non-whole turkey orders over $50.

Ships frozen.

Our packaging is 99% compostable.

Pro Tip

Our FAQ page is FLOCKING incredible. Get the answers to your toughest turkey questions here.

Ingredients

Turkey, Water, Sea Salt, Brown Sugar, Evaporated Cane Juice, Sodium Carbonate, Spices, Garlic Powder and Natural Flavoring

Packaging can change, please refer to your product for the most accurate information.

Re-Heating Instructions

Your Smoked Turkey products will arrive frozen. First things first, thaw these bad boys out in the refrigerator overnight, or in cold water (replacing every 30 minutes).

The key to making our smoked products shine is rehydration, and each cut requires a slightly differnet technique to bring out the most tender, juicy and flavorful meat.

Check out our blog on how to heat & eat each of these amazing cuts.